GIGI "NOT TODAY" BEACH TOTE - SPECIAL EDITION

Gigi is spiraling — and honestly, she earned it. Our “Not Today” Special Edition Beach Tote captures her in a full aquatic panic: one life jacket, two tubes, floaties on each arm, a lifeguard whistle she absolutely abuses, and that bright orange inflatable meant for people who cannot be trusted near open water. She’s embarrassed and humiliated. Someon said she cried out for her stylist. 😂

Oversized, durable, and unapologetically dramatic, this rope‑handle tote is perfect for beach days, ferry rides, poolside escapes, or any moment when you, too, are over‑equipped and under‑emotionally‑stable. A true BeefcakesNYC collector piece.

.: 100% Spun Polyester Exterior
.: One size: 24" x13" (60.9 cm x 33 cm)
.: Cream sheeting interior lining (50% cotton, 50% polyester)
.: T-bottom
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: Size tolerance 0.75" (1.9 cm))