Gigi is spiraling — and honestly, she earned it. Our “Not Today” Special Edition Beach Tote captures her in a full aquatic panic: one life jacket, two tubes, floaties on each arm, a lifeguard whistle she absolutely abuses, and that bright orange inflatable meant for people who cannot be trusted near open water. She’s embarrassed and humiliated. Someon said she cried out for her stylist. 😂
Oversized, durable, and unapologetically dramatic, this rope‑handle tote is perfect for beach days, ferry rides, poolside escapes, or any moment when you, too, are over‑equipped and under‑emotionally‑stable. A true BeefcakesNYC collector piece.
.: 100% Spun Polyester Exterior .: One size: 24" x13" (60.9 cm x 33 cm) .: Cream sheeting interior lining (50% cotton, 50% polyester) .: T-bottom .: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts .: Please note: Size tolerance 0.75" (1.9 cm))
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the pines fire island shirt
This shirt took me right back to Fire Island — the good weekends, the late nights, the boys who know. The red is bold without being loud, and the black lettering pops in the best way. What I love most is the fit: finally, a tee that isn’t drowning me. The length is perfect, the sleeves hit just right, and it has that comfy, slightly‑tight vibe our community actually likes. Most shirts these days are way too long and boxy, but this one feels made for us. If you’ve ever had a Fire Island summer or just want to look like you did, grab it.
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