{"product_id":"gigi-not-today-beach-tote-special-edition","title":"GIGI \"NOT TODAY\" BEACH TOTE - SPECIAL EDITION","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eGigi is spiraling — and honestly, she earned it. Our “Not Today” Special Edition Beach Tote captures her in a full aquatic panic: one life jacket, two tubes, floaties on each arm, a lifeguard whistle she absolutely abuses, and that bright orange inflatable meant for people who \u003cem\u003ecannot be trusted near open water\u003c\/em\u003e. She’s embarrassed and humiliated. Someon said she cried out for her stylist. \u003c\/span\u003e😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eOversized, durable, and unapologetically dramatic, this rope‑handle tote is perfect for beach days, ferry rides, poolside escapes, or any moment when you, too, are over‑equipped and under‑emotionally‑stable. A true BeefcakesNYC collector piece.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% Spun Polyester Exterior\u003cbr\u003e.: One size: 24\" x13\" (60.9 cm x 33 cm)\u003cbr\u003e.: Cream sheeting interior lining (50% cotton, 50% polyester)\u003cbr\u003e.: T-bottom\u003cbr\u003e.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: Size tolerance 0.75\" (1.9 cm))\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e24\" × 13\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e11.42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" × 13\"","offer_id":44392556888152,"sku":"13227270519627557381","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0616\/9627\/8616\/files\/20260717152009-1f181f2f-f866-6dfe-a2e2-7ab20026ee78.png?v=1784306006","url":"https:\/\/beefcakesnyc.com\/products\/gigi-not-today-beach-tote-special-edition","provider":"BEEFCAKES NYC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}